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for the week of March 10, 2010

by Eloise Campanella

 

 

I returned from my vacation with my sister in Mexico in fine shape, a little tanner and a lot more relaxed than before I left.  Okay, I did come back to Colorado with a bit of "vacation brain," but that is to be expected.  What I didn't expect was to be hit over the head with a 2 x 4 with what some call "the flu."  It could have been called a cold, a bacteria, H1N1, a virus or klimnop for all I care.  Whatever it was, it zapped me and I apologize for missing a week of the Bull

 

I was sent a great quote and it just so happens it came from John Wayne.  I'm sure the Sheriff could tell me chapter and verse behind it.  “Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.  Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.”

 

 

 

AT THE DETENTION CENTER...

 

Deputies searched dayrooms, games, showers, empty cots, visitation area, phones and cot bathrooms.  No contraband was found.

 

Inmate was made a Red Tag 1:1 for making threats that he "was not afraid to assault a cop."    When he was informed of his new status, he went uncooperative and was taken to Booking for a cool down.  And he wondered about the Red Tag. 

 

Deputies reported that an inmate failed to comply with his lockdown and received a 10-day lockdown on top the 24-hour lockdown he earned earlier.  He came into custody in February and spent seven of his first ten days in lockdown.  He'll get the message soon. 

 

Inmate refused to clean his room for facility inspection.  He was served with a rules violation.  He stated, "I think this is bull---- and I am not going to sign it.  If it's games you f------ want then it's games you will get.  I will break every rule in that book even if I have to assault someone and every time you let me out I will refuse to lock down."   Hopefully he'll get the message soon.

 

Subject was brought in as an uncooperative.  In his cell, he wrapped his shirt around his neck.  When confronted, he removed all of his clothing and wiped blood on the glass and floor of the Booking cell.  He also flooded the cell and spit blood out of the door crack.  Turns out he's been incarcerated before, lots.   He was a Red Tag in the past due to assaults in his criminal history from six different states with an assortment of violent charges.

 

Juvenile at the DC had to be instructed on how to use an electronic typewriter.  I'll bet he doesn't even know the difference between 45s and LPs either.

 

Deputy conducted a voluntary pop quiz to promote Character First and our rule book.  Close to 95% of the pod participated.  Nice.  An inmate received a Character First recognition for Compassion and another received one for Alertness.  Sure seems like some folks have gotten the message. 

 

 

 

ON PATROL...

 

Deputies had a request for us to do a welfare check on a 90-year-old female.  They noticed disarray and trash strewn all over the house and only rancid/rotting food in the fridge.  They did ultimately take her to MCR.  I'm sure these deputies and officers from the Estes Police Department were very kind to her.  However our deputy did report, and I quote, "She was tense, angry, excited, antagonistic, suspicious of me, insulting, profane, combative, illogical, rambling, nonsensical, over-talkative, forceful, shouting, mumbling, hearing voices, seeing things and had unusual sexual ideas.  She started to go for a pair of scrap booking scissors as she was yelling at me, but decided against it.  My presence angered her as she yelled I was 'evil and ugly' among other things.  (Evil no, ugly yes; unless they are one and the same)."

 

Subject reported that an Amy Willis called and told him that if he sent $400 to her he would win $3.5 million, a new BMW, and extra $5,000 and his $400 back.  Make note of that name because something tells me this just might be a scam.  Can't put my finger on why, exactly.

 

Subject reported that while he was in our jail his friend was supposed to be watching his trailer and taking care of things.  When subject was released he found several items missing including cash and credit cards which were used in multiple locations around town.  The "friend" claims someone broke into the trailer, knocked him out and stole the items.

 

Deputies tried to help a foster mother out by talking with 16-year-old about her errant ways.  Apparently the teen lies, exaggerates and set fire to the last foster home so she did not have to live there anymore.  Deputy believes she is not interested in changing her ways as she had an excuse for everything and said she is going to do whatever it takes to get out of this house.  She admitted she is a "juggalo" and smokes cigarettes and marijuana and drinks alcohol.  I believe she's in for some hard times and she's only sixteen.  (Our Gang Unit at the Detention Center recognizes "Juggalo" as a gang and security threat group.)

 

Subject admitted to a glass of wine at dinner, a very potent glass of wine.  His breath was 0.222.

 

We had one report this past week of a husband who bit his wife on the arm.  In another report a husband attempted to put out his lit cigar on his wife's face.  After a struggle for the phone, he threw a full coffee maker just missing her and smashing on the floor.   He was booked for oh so many things.   And yet another report stated meth-using husband slammed his meth-using wife's head into the coffee table and the wall.  Lots of inconsistencies with this story.  Wonder if it has something to do with the meth.  No matter what, that's a lot of violence. 

 

Deputy reported subject parked on Bingham Hill was incoherent and mumbling.  Medical evaluated and found no issue.  He admitted to drinking and driving to that location.  Inside the vehicle was a 750 ml bottle of vodka with only one third remaining.  Subject told deputy that Jesus had brought them together.  Deputy agreed.

 

One sergeant noted that LCSO Patrol Reserves put in over 80 hours of patrol time over one weekend.  They handled numerous calls for service, arrested one for a warrant and wrote, at last count, 38 driving citations.  They were thanked for their commitment to the residents of Larimer County.  I've heard the Sheriff say many times that we'd be hard-pressed to keep this place running without the help of Patrol Reserves and the Posse.    

 

 

 

 

MISCELLANEOUS....

 

And now for the fun stuff.   Please check this website.  Read the latest article that catapulted the Sheriff, once again, to national fame.  http://www.gazette.com/opinion/state-94668-gun-ban.html

 

I must reprint some letters the Sheriff has received, I must, I must.   At last count, the number was over 400 and only one was "agin" his view. 

 

From an Indiana resident...

 

Wow! are you famous out there!! As a U.S. Army Special Operations veteran of OEF in Afghanistan, I would personally like to thank you for protecting the rights of the citizens in your County.  It takes a brave person these days to stand up against big influence groups to do what's right.  I am personally grateful to you for supporting law abiding citizens and your state laws.  If you're ever in Indianapolis , Indiana dinner is on me and my family!


This one is from Michigan...

Sir:  all my best!  As a local Sheriff's reserve officer, firearms instructor, and strong advocate of self defense/personal protection, your clear-headed defense of students' right to protect themselves on CSU campuses is just awesome.  Stick with it regarding those "emotional responses"... they'll soon realize that a concession on this isn't necessarily a "loss" of any form to them.  In a world of sheep and wolves, thanks for being another sheepdog.  Stay safe!


I believe this is from one of our local folks...

 

All I can say is WOW!  Keep up the good work, Sheriff. Too bad you can't run again. And they said, when you first ran, that you would set the LCSO back 20 years.  RIGHT!

 

 

I'm not sure where this came from but apparently he echoes the sentiment from several folks...

 

I just wanted to let you know that I support your decision not to support the Colorado State University Board of Governors gun ban.  Even though I'm not from your jurisdiction it's nice to see someone in elected office supporting the right of individuals to self defense.  Ever considered running for president?

 

To which the Sheriff replied, "President?  No thank you.  That would mean going to the dark side and becoming a politician.  I do appreciate your support."

 

 

Apparently this hit the Indiana blog sites hard as witnessed by all the letters from that neck of the woods...

 

Dear Sheriff,  I just wanted to send you a note of thanks for standing up for the law abiding citizens in your jurisdiction.  We have a mayor where I live that could learn from men like yourself the meaning of integrity and righteousness. But he would rather disenfranchise law abiding folks and empower the criminal.  I doubt you'd ever want to leave the beautiful state of Colorado, but if you were to ever run for any office in Indiana, you'd have a lot of support.

 

Another Indianan....

 

Thank you for upholding the Constitution of which you raised your hand and swore to uphold. If only more officials worried more about protecting our rights rather than taking them away, as you have done. Thank you.

 

More Indiana...

 

I would like to sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart for the stand you are taking on the current issue of carrying on college campuses. I am from Indiana, going to school in Illinois, and even though your actions do not directly affect me, it is very inspiring to see law enforcement take the actions that you are. Thank you, Sir, and you have more support than you will ever know.  Finally someone who cares. It's nice to see someone with a little common sense in the government, who's willing to stand up for the people he's elected to defend.

 

 

I am not sure just exactly where this came from but it would seem it was local...

 

Sheriff Alderden,  I heartily applaud your opinion and just wanted to congratulate you on your steadfast and courageous position against this onslaught of anti-gun, anti-Constitutional sentiment, seemingly so predominant at our higher learning institutions.  I too am appalled at the flagrant disregard to our second amendment Constitutional rights by the CSU board, and I for one will remember that in future donations and elections.

 

 

Florida wrote...

 

I am impressed with your reasoning and stance on the CSU gun ban issue.  Keep up the good work.

 

 

 

Connecticut got into the act...

 

Thank You Sir, You are truly a Hero.  This country is better place because of people like you.

 

 

I'm not sure if this one was local but I really like it...

 

You would think people involved in academia would want to deal in data and experience, but this has been all about emotion.

 

 

 

This comes from a Law Enforcement Officer who apparently recognizes the value in an armed citizenry.

 

As a retired LEO with 24 years experience, I support the Sheriff on his stand against the gun ban on CSU campus. Larimer County should be proud to have a Sheriff like J. Alderden !

 

 

 

Okay, that's enough but I think you get the idea.   By the way, the Colorado Springs Gazette had a poll to go along with the article.  The question was, "Should they ignore the ban?"  As of last Wednesday, out of 14,978 voters, 97% said they should ignore the ban and 3% said they should obey the ban.  I can only hope the Board of Governors is listening. 

 

 

 

 

READERS' CORNER...

 

Several of the deputies liked the quotes from police videos, especially, "Yeah, we have a quota.  Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."  Or are they just hinting at something? 

 

 

My ex-military friend at the Post Office wrote, "I sent Kathy's cousin 14 pounds of paper, pens, pencils, crayons, chalk, colored paper, note books, everything I could think of.  I also threw stuff in for the Marine Capt.  I would guess it is close to being delivered or getting close to him any day now.   Hope he gets a truckload to give to the children.  All the best, everyone be safe, your friend, J."

 

 

Our folks here have collected over ten boxes of stuff to be shipped to the kids in Afghanistan.  A good portion of supplies came from our friends at the Timnath Police Department.  Thank you.  At any rate, it would seem our little campaign has been a success.  I'd love to hear if any other Bull readers have shipped school supplies to Afghanistan.  You can let me know at   lcsoBEBS@LarimerSheriff.org.

 

 

 

The Sheriff received a letter from a citizen who was stopped in the wee small hours of the morning as a suspected DUI.  "...To this date I had never been involved with any type of sobriety check and I had heard some accounts from friends and acquaintances how unfairly they had been treated by your department.  I have to say I was a little nervous during the entire incident and thought I was done for, and was going to jail.  The officer that pulled me over treated me with the utmost respect when conducting his testing...   In hind sight I really had nothing to be nervous about and if I was intoxicated to the point that I was posing a danger to myself or others your officer would have detected that and taken me as he should. I didn't get the officer's name but I just wanted to thank him for treating me fairly and with dignity."  My two cents worth, this is the norm rather than the exception.

 

 

A citizen was driven to LCSO headquarters by her daughter during a snowstorm because she wanted to tell Deputy Brown's (relatively new to the LCSO troops) sergeant how pleased she was with the assistance he gave her.  Apparently Deputy Brown was leaving his residence for an evening out with his family when he noticed an 80-year-old female on the sidewalk who appeared lost and distraught. She had recently moved to the area from Durango with her husband and daughter and became lost while walking her dog.  Deputy Brown drove this female, who could not remember her address or phone number, around the area for over an hour before she recognized her husband's vehicle parked in front of her daughter's house.  He took her inside to make sure she was at the correct address.  She told the sergeant, through her tears, that she is eternally grateful to Deputy Brown for taking his personal time, and missing dinner with his family, to help her find her way home.

 

 

As I've said many times, "That's what I'm talking about."  Until next week, that's all she wrote.